BakonSavr

A world on the brink of total annihilation, we are moments away from the bitter end. It is hopeless. We hurtle into the black, screaming, cowering in fear. There is nothing we can do.

Alas, what is this? A faint glimmer of hope? Nigh. It cannot be! We, who have all but given up. It is you! The embodiment of fortitude, perseverance, and chutzpah! We thought you moved. Nevertheless! Hope has returned! Oh, great Hero. It is only you and you alone who can save the world...

Bacon Stats!

  • Free Bacon :
  • Pocket Bacon :
  • Plated Bacon :
New Game

Goal

Pick up all the bacon and put it on the plate.

Controls

Movement

Use the Arrow Keys or "WASD" to move around the map
W
A
S
D

Collect Bacon

Walk over the bacon by using the arrow keys (see "Movement").

Plate Bacon

Walk to the plate. Hit "Enter" to plate the bacon . Your glorious stack of plated bacon will grow proportionately to the amount of bacon you collected.

Troubleshooting

When I press the arrow keys, the window scrolls...

Either click in the game window or click on the "Play" tab. This should return focus to the game.

I have a Moo-bile device and want to play!

We currently do not support Moo-bile devices.

Known Issues

  • IE - Can't plate bacon
  • Safari - untested
  • Chrome - untested

About

You can find even more of my crap on GitHub. Just visit TheSmitchell.

Credits

People sprites and plate are from tekepon.net.

Table & grass courtesy of Lorestrome Pixel Archive

Glorious title font, Brushstroke Plain, found amongst the acorns on Font Squirrel

Bacon from the darkest depths of the Sea of No Attribution Required & Free for Commercial Use (no linksies because I was dumb and didn't save them.)